That's a good one about being microwaved...wow.
Shortly after my second treatment (I'd accidentally let it get infected so it was really red & stuff), I got really tired of people asking what happened & if I was ok (one lady told me to "leave him"...). I was thinking about telling people that I'd had an accident in my Chemistry class & spilled Deoxyribose Nucleic Acid.
I never did tho...was too nice.
The hope a dream and the wings to be free